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Oddly enough, a lot of people seem to be of the belief that I was born on April 6th. (The fact that I put April 6th under "Birthdate" on my Ammyland Profile Page may have played a small part in the confusion, but that's just a guess.) In truth, I was born on the Eighth of August (which sure beats the Ides of March as a birthdate). This, of course, makes me a LEO THE LION. And when you are Leo The Lion, you are "The King Of The Jungle", and people expect you to look like the top cat; you can't exactly go out in public looking like a dog. And that's why when I wash what's left of my hair (which isn't often and isn't much) I use MANE `N TAIL Conditioner exclusively (except for when I use another brand of conditioner).
It is important that my mane is the cat's meow when I cat around. Now in my 47th year, there's a lot of competition from younger cats, and if I want to catch the eye of a lovely lioness, I simply must look my best. Any lion who would wash his mane `n fail to follow it up with MANE `N TAIL Conditioner should be flogged within an inch of one of his nine lives with a cat-o'-nine-tails! There's simply no excuse - other than laziness - for not taking the little extra time to put the exquisite finishing touch of MANE `N TAIL Conditioner on your washing. Don't you wish to look like a real cool cat from mane to tail before showing off your latest dance moves in front of the ladies? Don't be a lazy lion!
MANE `N TAIL Conditioner will impart so much luster to your hair that it will make that other luster, Jimmy Carter, downright jealous. It works so well that you may have to shave your head and send your hair to Father Xavier Rojas for Confession. Split ends? MANE `N TAIL healed mine so well that I had to be fitted with a colostomy bag! If you want to continue with your cat and mouse game of running from one conditioner to another, you're just wasting your time because all the hep cats know that quality hair products BEGIN `N END with MANE `N TAIL - the first and last name in hair care. Any lion who says I'm lyin' had better "Put `em up! Put `em up! I can fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I can fight you standing on one foot." (I have withheld one star only because my MANE `N TAIL Conditioner doesn't turn into a gazelle sandwich and a saucer of milk at midnight.)
You can be sure that this cat needs all the help he can get, and after I'm done shampooing my mane, I always finish the job with MANE `N TAIL Conditioner before leaving my lair and venturing into those Dens of Iniquity, chasing tail on a Saturday night. (Even though at my age, the tail I end up chasing is always my own.)
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